Tiny Talk Tuesday helps parents focus on one of the many joys of parenting - the funny things that our little ones (and sometimes big ones) have to say.

Join in the fun and record the Tiny Talk overheard in your house! Publish a post on your blog and link us to the laughs. Then be sure to link to the blog carnival on this post so more bloggers can join in the fun.

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Mom:  I was talking to your Aunt V this AM.  She might come visit soon.
T (age 7):  Will it be near Christmas?
Mom:  No.  Closer to Thanksgiving time.  Then she'll go back to Michigan.  Remember she lives there now?
T:  Will she ever move here again?
Mom:  I don't think so.  She likes it up there.
T:  Is she near the Bay?
Mom:  No.  She is near the Great Lakes.
T: Then will she get flooded?
Mom:  No.  She is far enough away that she doesn't need to worry about that.  But she might freeze to death it is so cold up there!  (laughing)
T:  (without any humor to it)  Does she have long sleeve shirts and blankets?
Mom:  Yes.  She does.  She'll be fine.
T:  Oh good.

(The conversation cracked me up because she was so serious about the flooding concerns and she took my "freeze to death" comment so literally.  Poor gal.  She does worry....)
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T was playing Monopoly with Eric and K.  She was the banker and said, "I am the Bankruptor."
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While driving passed a graveyard, T asked Daddy, "Does that sign say Hell?  Because that is a graveyard."
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I am reading, "The Witch of Blackbird Pond," to the girls.  We were reading the chapter about Kit's first attendance at the Puritan Sunday AM service.  She is having a horrid time sitting still...

T:  What is going on?
Mom:  Well, she is listening to a sermon for 2 hours and can't move.
T:  (eyes get large)  What happens if you do?
Mom:  Remember?  The boys got hit on the head with the large stick.
T:  Really?  (looking a bit contemplative)
Mom:  That would be hard for you, huh, T?
T:  (giggles)  Uh...YEAH!

(yes, my wiggle worm)
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