Tiny Talk Tuesday

Tiny Talk Tuesday helps parents focus on one of the many joys of parenting - the funny things that our little ones (and sometimes big ones) have to say.

Join in the fun and record the Tiny Talk overheard in your house! Publish a post on your blog and link us to the laughs. Then be sure to link to the blog carnival on this post so more bloggers can join in the fun.

The guidelines can be found here if you need them.
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This week, we feature our 2 year old little D!

Daddy was feeding C (4 months) and D asked him to play...

Daddy: I'll play with you soon.
D: As soon as your done eating C, OK, Dad?
Daddy: Yes. After I am done feeding C.
D: After you are done eating C.
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Reading books to D at night is one of our favorite things to do with him. He LOVES LOVES LOVES his stories and has a comment for every page. So, here is the conversation we have as we read one of his favorite books, "No David" by David Shannon.

Mom: David's mom always said...No, David!
D: He's writing on the wall.

Mom: No, David!
D: He's trying to get a cookie.

Mom: No, David, no!
D: He's all dirty. He needs to get clean.

Mom: No! No! No!
D: He's getting clean.

Mom: Come back here, David!
D: He's naked. That's where the water comes out (the fire hydrant) and it goes into the ocean.

Mom: David! Be Quiet!
D: He's banging. He's making lots of noise.

Mom: Don't play with your food!
D: He's making a man.

Mom: That's enough David!
D: He ate it all.

Mom: Go to your room!
D: He was bad.

Mom: Settle Down!
D: He's jumping on the airplanes.

Mom: Stop that this instant!
D: He's picking his nose to get the bogeys out. That's gross!

Mom: Put your toys away!
D: That's messy. That's a digger. That's a race car. That's a bat and a ball. That's a giraffe. (it is a dinosaur)

Mom: Not in the house, David.
(silence)

Mom: I said no, David!
D: He broke the vase.

Mom: Davey, come here. Yes, David...I love you!
(then Mommy gives her D a big 'ole hug)
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In that same book, there is a glass of milk on the table. D pointed to it and said, "That's white chocolate milk."
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Another book we read is, "Are you ticklish? by Melanie Mitchell" The book asks the reader if various animals are ticklish as you "feel" their skin in the book and tickle them. At the end, there is a little boy in a tent and it reads, "Are you ticklish?" and the reader is supposed to tickle the little boy.

But I have been turning to D and tickling him.

The other night he opened to that page and in a fit of hysteria, he didn't even let me read the page before he quickly tickled the little boy and dove under his crib yelling, "No tickle me!"

I cracked up! And of course, tickled him! We laughed hysterically!
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